you are cat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 10/10

I've been on the road for weeks now, it's the only place that feels like home to me, and the place i belong. Rolling down the interste 90 with my XL slurpee big gulp cup is my life. 8.6/10

Unlike "God of War", War Thunder fails to deliver on the other side of its name; Thunder. While the game certainly features much war, not once did I hear a clap of thunder!! 2/10, avoid it Beàners :(

THIS GAME WAS NOT JUST A JPG. I REPEAT, DESPITE THE TITLE, "Queer Man Peering Into A Rock Pool.jpg", IT WAS NOT A JPG IMAGE. A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT, I AM UNIMAGINABLY ANGRY. 0/10, Beàners, AVOID!!

Shin chan: MATPOSVTESDJ is pretty good. The bit where Shin Chan pats you on the head and says "I love our The Endless Seven-Day Journey" was my favourite. Absolute gem of a game, Beàners. 7.5/10

Game Grumps has taken my soul hostage and trapped me within this game please if you read this contact 786-930-0110 to help me get out, im stuck, please come save me, please. 5.6/10

Marvel's Spider-Man is a joke of a game. Not once does spiderman turn to the camera and say "uhmmm, awkward!!" or "he's right behind me, isnt he?". An absolute letdown of a marvel game, Beàners. 4/10

Wallpaper Engine is a fascinating ride into the mind of a degenerate. lewd 8yr olds on my wallpaper? Why not! I highly recommend this one to my fellow Beàners looking for a "good time" as it were 9/10

I don't like this game i don't like what it does to me why do my legs feel this way why do my eyes bleed this way why do my walls look at me this way please make it stop please make it end. /10, Beane

Prison Architect allows you to enact the most horrific punishments imaginable on your prisoner. You are paid to murder, isolate, and abuse your prisoners. An totally fun time, good for Beàners! 8.7/10