« you are cat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 10/10 »

« I've been on the road for weeks now, it's the only place that feels like home to me, and the place i belong. Rolling down the interste 90 with my XL slurpee big gulp cup is my life. 8.6/10 »

« Shin chan: MATPOSVTESDJ is pretty good. The bit where Shin Chan pats you on the head and says "I love our The Endless Seven-Day Journey" was my favourite. Absolute gem of a game, Beàners. 7.5/10 »

« Wallpaper Engine is a fascinating ride into the mind of a degenerate. lewd 8yr olds on my wallpaper? Why not! I highly recommend this one to my fellow Beàners looking for a "good time" as it were 9/10 »

« Prison Architect allows you to enact the most horrific punishments imaginable on your prisoner. You are paid to murder, isolate, and abuse your prisoners. An totally fun time, good for Beàners! 8.7/10 »

« Call of Duty Modern Warfare II repackages what is essentially one of the same three CoD games published yearly since 2003, with all new additions being superficial at best. Check it out, Beàners! 9/10 »

« Rogue Tower is a procedurally generated tower defense game with roguelike elements. It has wide and deep progression, and fun gameplay. We recommend this one to Beàners that can get it on sale! 7.5/10 »

« How can one be objective in the presence of such sublime beauty?? It is surely impossible. To rate this game anything other than perfect would be an insult to Beàners & the Goddess's alike. 10/10 »

« Tabletop Simulator really makes you *feel* like a table. Whether coffee is being spilt, or someone's resting their legs, the immersive table gameplay is industry leading. Check it out Beàners! 7/10 »

« Despite what the name may have you believe, in Worms WMD you play as a Worm; destroying your opponents with massive weapons. The game may be traumatic, but we recommend it to Beàners nonetheless. 6/10 »