If you're tired of your child playing Fortnite and hollering like a belligerent drunk at night, then uninstall all of his games and make him play this. Teach 'im some life skills and all that.

Pillage weak pheasants, ravish buxom lassies, hurl hatchets at women. Dabble in duels and engage in wanton destruction against those who cannot resist, to your hearts content.

Burly men, utilising speed hacks and flagrantly disregarding the time honoured customs of Chivalry linger here, BEWARE!

Contrary to public opinion, I must vehemently oppose this banal drivel. For the story is as compelling as shoving a stick of butter up ones rectum. It is devoid of any semblance of ingenuity.

The dream of all midwives, children and women with the mental maturity of a five year old. Play as a meow meow, attack other cats, dine on vermin and roll around in a bed of moss and feathers.

It's certainly better than when it was first released. But that's like saying being stabbed is better than having your head kicked in by a family of geese. It's an improvement, but not by much.

Based on the demo, Inquisitor appears reminiscent of the Witcher 3. The only distinction is, that in this game you'll have no qualms fracturing a liars skull. All for the glory of the Lord almighty.

Abate the native horde and instill the Aztec tribes with Spanish glory and valour. GLORY TO SPAIN AND MAY THE LORD BLESS THY CONQUISTADOR'S.

Genuinely enjoyable, may appear tedious after long intervals, as the text can be relatively long and repetitive, albeit the combat helps ease the repetition and banality, procured via the text.

This is an exceedingly peculiar marketing idea. Play as Gollum... The most revered character in all of Middle Earth. A hairless, derelict, veiny hamster, in search of fueling his addiction. Yay?