YOU PLAY AS MASTERCHEIF RICO WITH ALL THE STRATS AND BRETHREN! TOO BAD BRAINBUGS ARE INCONTROL OF THE ORBITAL DROPS.THIS GAME IS WORTH GETTING FLOGGED!

FORGET SWAG MASTER CHAD, ITS ALL ABOUT BEATING DAT DARK BUM. MAY HE GIVE YOU INFINITE HEALTH ON ALL RUNS AND BLESS YOU WITH HIS PRESENCE.

If 12 year olds with autism and anything remotely phallic is what you're after, then every server in this game has it for you.

Liam Neeson gets taken and it's your job to use your very selective set of skills to ♥♥♥♥ off all over the wasteland and forget about him.

Everything in this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ until you get Swag Master Chad. He's a bastion of light in all runs and should be picked up if you want to win.

This game was okay until I SMOKED DAT AMBER HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111XXXx!

You can choose to camp or die. Those are your only two options. DON'T EVEN THINK YOU CAN GET ANY KILLS AND EVEN IF YOU DO THERES NO KILLSTEAKS. #BAD

Dayz was a cool game and it comes with all this mil sim ♥♥♥♥ that your dad will really like.

Suggested to anyone who wants to rob a bank, cook meth, or throw bags for a living. No weed for loot doh so this game can't get a dank rating.

You wait the entire game for Ashley to tentacle raped but it never happens because Leon the Fedora Tipper can't let it happen. LEON HELP!