Build your kingdom up over multiple decades, and upon your (mostly) natural death, pass everything down to your imbecile son. In a genius fourth-wall break, this happens in game too. 0/5.

Tomatoes are important for the health of the prostate gland - which is great, after what playing this game did to me.

Reduce reuse recycle, from my understanding, never refered to gameplay but natwest continues to innovate regardless with a game where you clean one of many oil spills they indirectly caused. 5/5.

This game approaches the harem genre and asks if it is possible that it can be more than just the setup to r34. The answer, of course, is no but damn is this game a good try anyway. 0/5.

An interesting concept, but I don't understand why counting sheep needed 2GB of my hard-drive. It gets a 5, anyway.

It has a certain childlike charm to its incompetence: Yes, you will one day be an astronaut and - one day - this game will become a proper rhythm game, as well. 5/5

Art is in the eye of the beholder, and the beholder I played this with was blind. 5/5.

Walking simulator, but with robot-zombies, on Mars, but really bad. Five-out-of-five!