it now costs $2.4 million to fire the Heavy's minigun for 8 seconds as a result of the Great Recession

"I've been exposed!"

"Ramirez! Defend Burger Town!!!"

"Right... what the hell kind of name is "Soap" eh? How'd a muppet like *you* pass selection?"

of course I'm going to play a game that allows me to drive through Austria while listening to Franz Ferdinand

legend has it that Jorji is still trying to cross the border into Arstotzka

There's too many things I have to say about this game. It's just a masterpiece that everyone deserves to play.

Donald Trump probably played this game once and immediately thought he was able to run his own country

suicide temptation simulator 2k12 v.1.8.99997

the game that made Ace famous on YouTube