How to play: Make the obvious wrong choices, be surprised that sometimes they are the right choices. Resist urge to want to punch the "love expert" in the face for looking like a douche.

WHY ARE THERE NOT ENOUGH WEIRD CHRISTMAS GAMES. This was perfectly weird, from dialog, to romance options. Much festive, so wow.

Ended up not being as weird as I hoped. Story basis is weird but plays out normally. There is some nudity but no sexual nudity. Funny dialog, surprising twist at the end.

Wholesome, has more of a story than you'd expect. Highly replayable. Good humor and dialog.

Turn animals back into humans. Trailer is amusing, but game plays like a mobile game, with a lot of clicking and waiting. I just went ahead and googled what the bois looked like, got bored quick.

Came with Mr Massagy bundle, cheaper to buy both than just Mr. Massagy alone. A mayo clicker game with achievements that dress up the mayo. Got to the end expecting lid to come off, did not, I'm sad.

*Safe to Stream* How to get massagy: 1. Make good dialog choices while on date 2. Make date happy by the end for an infinite massagy All the dates give different vibrations. Get massagy.

Disappointing. Dialog unskippable and not very funny. Played for 110 minutes, waiting for it to get funny. Trailer is funnier than game, just watch that and move on.

It's free. Play with friends only. Good for like 10 minutes. Hope they add more maps, this game has much weird potential.

One of the original weird dating sims. Pigeons are cute, game is pretty innocent except for the fact that you are a human in an all pigeon school. 5 hours for one play through. Also, bird puns.