I... think I just beat the game. Unbeatable my ass.

"THIS ADVENTURE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUCKED WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT" - RUKIMIN

drug

nubby is such a nub...

Protagonist's first line is 'dickpenis' -- instant 10/6

Sony murders Japan Studio in cold blood then decides it was a ♥♥♥♥ decision and tries to get Bandai Namco to do their Japanese games instead. That's probably why this exists.

johnny johnny yes papa game

there better be hot sexy sex in this game like the sims... or else it will be ZERO out of TEN... and don't be chicken SHOW THE SEGGS for scientific purposes (not so i can jork it)

it sure is a good day to fish, good sir.

what if instead of kingdom come deliverance it was kingdom come deliver me packages and you had to deliver the king's suspicious packages (bet you thought i'd make the ♥♥♥ joke this time)