Robots! Cult leaders! MANY custom levels! Sneaking unnoticed into someone’s house to watch them delicately embraced in the gentle arms of slumber! At last, a game that ticks all of MY boxes.

Finally, a game that let’s me live out my fantasies without hurting my friends or family. Much like waking up each morning however, it grows overly difficult and repetitive.

I received my autism diagnosis after playing this game. Not like immediately after, there was like a year. I’m not saying that correlation equals causation but if vaccines get a bad rap so can this.

If I had known a road-trip with an old-timer in a broken-down, constantly in need of repair junk heap could be this zen I'd have taken my girlfriend's PT Cruiser and hit the nursing home ages ago.

To sum up in a single word This game is very 'bad' Surprisingly, however Not the worst time that I've had. See back in Summer '96 I got hit by a car And that was far less rad

I've watched through part of season 3 But still wanted to see How does the VN stack up To overall series. I certainly had fun myself And really have to say I find it enjoyably Repetitive in a way

In all the days that I have left I'll never find a game bereft Of depth or story or even fun As 'Kidnapped', even on sale to buy is dumb.

In 600 hours I have found Myself more dead than boots on ground That's not to say it's Bungie's fault But fix the crucible, stop the salt. PvE on other hand? A fun-to-explore and shoot things land.

I know I've not played this game as much as I'd like to, it's probably why I'm so high-strung because this is probably one of the most relaxing gaming-related experiences I've ever had. Almost poetic.

Simplistic time-waster for cat lovers with many unlocks, and as we all know: Everybody. EVERYBODY. E V E R Y B O D Y Wants to be a cat. (I'm tellin' ya)