Nothing says ♥♥♥♥ my wife quite like joining the Napoleonic wars! Listen to people play music over VOIP, and scream in fake accents, and it actually be fun! Bite the bullet and get into a battle line!

This game has been oodles of fun! Played it for years, until my damn wife says "Why do you play that old game." You then challenge her to a duel and then claim her sister and castle and then GLORY!

WOW, best Movie based game I have ever played. If you liked watching Fury Road, then get ready to tell your wife you are gonna go work on the car and then rampage across the wastleland sowing Justice.

Amazing Realism! A good reason to tell your wife you were drafted, then disappear for months in your basement until you have the PTSD to come upstairs to ride a motorcycle in your home wearing a vest!

Great game! Makes you think of all the old school games you used to play as you re-make them! Don't forget to lock the door so your wife can't come in and sell all your games on the VENA, terrible :(.

For the glory of Mechs! Great base game, DLC change some of the mechanics so look into them before you buy. No matter how far away you deploy, She will always be there to mock you when you eject...

I love Fallout, I super enjoyed 3 and this uses the same engine. Back in the NCR territories and with better FPS mechanics than 3 had. Unfortunately, V.A.T.S does not work on your wife, disappointing.

Another killer strategy title for Paradox! Wasting hours spreading your hive-mind across the galaxy all to be conquered by a lowly parasite that takes your people by storm. I just hate her so much...

A very good realism squad shooter. In-game VOIP is wonderful. Make sure you have a friend or are willing to make some, dying alone in this hurts. Kind of like when you don't get a divorce, so lonely..

A true representation of the post-apocalypse, everyone is going to kill you and most of them are going to eat you. It is a good game for pretending you aren't in a physically dangerous marriage IRL.