Went out, bought a die. Rolled it on the ground and briefly kicked a hobo... Got arrested but luckily got my dice back. It rolled a 1... weird... Smoke a fat 1

This game feels just like living in Russia in 2023. Everyone screaming, shooting n stuff... Smoke a fat 1

I had a naked man hitting my door with a rock yesterday. Shot him in the head with a bow but he started screaming, so I just called the cops instead. Am now arrest :( Smoke a fat 1

After swinging my stick around and yelling obscenities I have, indeed, been placed in the "short bus" people class. I do not belong here and I need a new stick as they broke the last one Smoke a fat 1

Can't relate because Im not homeless lululululululululululu Smoke a fat 1

Y'all need to keep your geese chained up or on a leash cus DAMN... Did y'all know they had sharp fkin teeth? Now I know... I'm still horrified of them. Fk geese. Smoke a fat 1

This game has messed with my head more times than I can count. Everytime I see a goose I have to pretend to be a duck, otherwise they won't like me. I have 4 goose friends :) Smoke a fat 1

This brings back so many memories from when I was a kid. As you can tell, I was grounded alot. My parents made me feel really small, just like the game :( It was an adventure tho :) Smoke a fat 1

I spent half of the day in the forest, searching for tracks and stuff. Unfortunately, the only thing that called me, who I assumed was a beast, was my mother. Was not that happy :( Smoke a fat 1

Update: It's still all crusty :( My collection is growing :) Smoke a fat 1