This ain't for baby ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥. This is a game for real men. Neon lights and banging soundtracks.

airpod shotty I'ma catch a body you looking real sussy

Girl in the game rejected my character for having a microcock that was circumcised. I was just trying to make my character like me 0/10.

It's Monster Hunter but for crayon eating ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Only recommended because of Jagras's drip hairstyle.

Jesus Christ the game would be fine if literally every character wasn't a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. There isn't a cutscene without gay ♥♥♥♥ going on. Game also has race mixing. EGSAI will not stand for this gay ♥♥♥♥

BING BING WAHOO I GOT A SPACESHIP AND SPACE GUNS AND IMA ALIEN GUY LEMME GO EXPLORE THE GALAXY

It's The Thing as a game but everyone is racist in voice chat. 7/10 would kneel on George Floyd's neck again.

Recommended only because of Neith's tits Dota is way better

Game isn't that good + got banned for being "homophobic" on official discord. Game is repetitive and not in a good way. Get this game only on sale. I recommend playing the first Risk of Rain instead.

ITS NOT EVEN A GAME YOU FAT NECKBEARD ITS LIKE A BOOK. THE WHOLE GAME IS READING WITH VERY LITTLE INTERACTION. JUST GO BEAT OFF TO HENTAI MINESWEEPER YOU LOSER F@GGOT SOYBOY.