AFtre mark payled tthis gaem, i overheard him n mom talk bout some place called, "eggsy central dread". i never been to eggsy central dread but mom must of been a real BEE OTCH because mark looks sad

Marks Nephew AKA my cousin Ricky, loves this game. Ricky is always sweaty and has cartoon pornos. xP friggin gross ricky. Seems kewl tho

mark loves pirates because they are thieving alcoholics. Pirates are scary. I prefer the guys who wear guy faux masks. They are cool

mark hates this game cuz he saids it too hard. he screamed at me when i tried to tell him how to mine minerals and then him and mommy left me for the weekend with pizza money. i stole some of his weed

mark says the only good person is a dead person. he made me touch his dead dad that drank himself to death at the funeral. this game reminds me of that time we bonded over drinks when i turned 9

mark loves acting like a war criminal. He gets the power flowing through his veins. Mom says hes basically obsessed with the idea of violating the genever convention or whatever. YIKES MOM

we once had a pet rat but mark killed it when it got into marks pocket sugar

mark hates this game and my mom suffered because of it

GUNS BLAZING. MARK IS LOOKING EPIC PLAYING THIS GAME. KACHOW. WE OH WE OH WOOH. SHOOTIN GUYS IN THE FACE LIKE A COWBOY WE OH WE OH WOOH. WOW WOW WE WOW

Mark gets confused when he plays these kinds of game. HE starts building up a skill then he builds up a good reason to beat mom. Shes a ♥♥♥♥♥