“Sometimes out in the black hole of sales a glimmer of hope can be seen.”

“Based Phil, crying timmy.”

“Money hats never really work out. Coming home...”

“Seems like the last of Annapurna's initial Epic deal. It went so well Annapurna don't even bother releasing their games on Epic anymore. Another win for Timmy!”

“I like this new world, now just have to do something about the techno-bro and his windmill obsession.”

“You want to get as many people playing your game as possible you put it on all the stores. You want a quick paycheck and have it hidden at the bottom of the ocean? You know where to go.”

“Origin, Steam, Epic, Consoles and VR day one. It's not rocket science (ok it is in this case!) but that's all we want, choice.”

“No mention of that other place in the official reveal from Guerilla, strange.”

“Sequel has committed to releasing on both Steam and GOG day 1, no kickstarter last minute betrayals.”