Terraria is crack in game form. This will destroy what is left of your spare time. Like your wife, it's not very pretty, but it's a ton of laughs when a few friends join in on the fun. A rare gem!

Adding 2D graphics, whipped cream and a wafer to a steaming pile of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ does not transform it into dessert. This 2D action adventure, set in ´Nam, has a hard time to deliver entertainment.

You follow somebody's life by unpacking their crap from boxes when they move to a new appartment or house. Lovely pixel graphics, great for relaxing but slow and without much actual gameplay.

A REALLY slow isometric adventure about selling sodas and living in a town where reality can be hacked and modified. The story is a bit to wonky and slow, but if you like that stuff give it a try.

It's like your sister: ugly as hell and dirt cheap. A 2D "racing" game with a simple balancing mechanic. Think Kikstart II - just uglier and simpler (yeah I'm OLD). Fun for a bit but then its "meh".

A deck builder. The graphic's not my kind of tea (my kind contains cocaine and bull semen) but the matches are fast. The game feels rather repetivive and leaves me with a powerful feeling of MEH!

A simple drug-growing-and-dealing "simualtor". It's buggy, ugly and grindy. As much fun as performing a hysterectomy on yourself. Let this be a lesson to you: don´t design games when high kids.

Someone gave command of a fleet of ships to a bunch of squirrel monkeys and thus created this games AI. It's a real time World War 2 naval combat "simulator" sporting bugs and an absence of fun.

A somewhat shallow and "micro managementy" transport company simulation. Ticket prices are a b1tch to figure out and the game quickly becomes rather repetitive. As much fun as waiting for a real bus.

You crashed your spaceship into a planet, so I guess you were drunk as a skunk. Now you get to build a new ship by essentially turning the entire planet into a huge factoty. Oh... and it has aliens!