Please don't be disappointing this time, I just want to be excited for video games again...

Warmongerer? But I don't even know her! Anyway where's all that territory I got from India? No not the one next to the stuff from Germany.

By the time the DLC comes out we'll be playing in nuclear bunkers and saying, "wow is this what it was really like in the Old World" and then the feeling of loss and dread will finally set in... 10/10

I can't understand anything that happens in this game but you slow time and shoot so 10/10 but whoever made this game only a in a bundle should be thrown back to the demon realm where they came from.

Why do people join r/wallstreetbets when they can just buy stocks in the Cookie Clicker stock market with no real money penalty, not that real money matters compared to your precious cookie empire.

If you've ever hated the internet then this is the game for you, and also you're not special for thinking that, shut up we already agreed with you 5 years ago.

Create a power fantasy as you make enemies explode with your super fast, hyper, death gun before you get one shotted in the last area by some dumb robot thing.

If you put a gun to my head and said that I can no longer play the game as a Stealth Archer to avoid the Skyrim "combat system", then I'd tell you to go ♥♥♥♥ yourself and I'd probably die.

Why do they let you name your faction if they're just gonna all die to rabid Guinea Pigs, it's like slaughterhouse workers naming the next one in line. Fun game though

Spending this long on Gmod is one of the biggest mistakes in my entire life, I intended to screw with crappy RP servers then I just ended up getting sucked in by them under the veil of "trolling"