Got to suck off Sonic. My ultimate has come true.

Piss.

Boring.

Got to fulfill my lifetime fantasy of pissing on Gary Coleman.

0 Stars if I could. You can't skip the intro.

1 out 10, the game wouldn't allow me to eat the thermal compound. Very unrealistic.

Caught my wife sucking off my friend while he was playing this. I can't sleep at night and have severe PTSD.

I build brown bricks in Minecraft. Building brown bricks in Minecraft is the most amount of fun you can possibly have while playing an app.

What can Easy Pete do for ya?