It's not that I don't appreciate a new Bethesda game, I was just looking forward to buying Skyrim 6 more times is all.

If you're reading this valve, ♥♥♥♥ you. I was fine with Half-Life 3 being a thousand dollar game. What I'm NOT ok with is a female lead. Women are the natural enemy of gamers. Valve has forsaken us.

The game is cool and unique, but lacks player freedom. At no point did I have the option to kill the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ character. Or any other minorities for that matter. My gamer rights are being infringed.

The latest character skin update has truly cemented CS:GO as a modern masterpiece. Gun skins, knife skins, glove skins, character skins. Just think, one day they might update something important.

I was shocked to find out that this game is not as good as Tumblr claims it is. I thought it'd be fun to play. Turns out they just wanted to yiff the characters. That explains the emphasis on fanart.

This game is the Half-Life 2 of Mighty No. 9 of Hearthstone. An instant classic. I can't wait to see what instant classic falls out of the anus of Valve's shambling corpse next.

With the same variety of "action combat" as Fallout 3 and a story about pretty dudes with 4 hour hair-care routines, this is the essence of a JRPG experience. I do not recommend this game accordingly.

Ubisoft has truly stepped up its diversity. This time you get to shoot a black woman as the antagonist. Thank you for treating people equally Ubisoft, I especially enjoyed this antagonist.

A visual novel mocking visual novels that created a whole new bunch of waifu ♥♥♥♥ infatuated with the characters in this visual novel. You should have known this would happen Team Salvato.

Dream Daddy is the greatest unintentional psychological horror game of the last few decades. I shudder to imagine a world like the one portrayed here. It's truly gripping.