“pixel cute anime grils is whjat BART WANTS AND NEEDS, but nto enough COWABUNGA wtf lol”

“cute angel grills is what BART WANTS, little more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cowabunga thou”

“bart paproves of the game bevcause there are painballs in it and THEY SIMILAR TO SKATEOBRD, and we need more PINBORD games”

“bart approves of this grame, very trippy and makes you get EPLEPSY very easy but the blocks doesnt look like skatrbords so is bad”

“Bart approves of this game since Sonic is very fast and Bart rides FAST ON HIS SKARTEBOAD. knuckels is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slow though, bart DISSAPROVE”