aliens dogs guns all of these nouns have one thing in common. i don't understand a single thing about any of them and all of them get me killed. no thanks.

miss you big man

guy says "panzer Shrek" so this game's awesome

At first I thought the intense intercourse scene between Sonic and Shadow was a little hard to endure, but it definitely grew on me.

My mom looked at the title screen and thought it had a slur on it so I can't play it now.

Words cannot express the disappointment I felt when I realized it was a game about a wolf hitting actual balls, rather than a game about the balls of a wolf.

It seems somewhere in the porting process, they forgot to convert an entire fraction of the game screen! Hope it gets patched back in soon.

Jesus Christ.

My mom said I can't play this but my dad bought it thanks dad. At least I can run up a slope now.