::click:: -TV's

Vampire Survivors is a perfect video game that defies all known laws of the universe by becoming *more* perfect over time. -TV's

you can meet a dog and the dog will join your party and if everyone but the dog dies the dog will teach itself to drive the car and continue on to canada by itself game of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ decade -TV's

Brilliant and beautiful and silly and sad and haunting. A compelling mystery set to a gorgeous soundtrack. One of the best games I've played in years; one of my favorite games of all time. -TV's

Being the best Star Wars game in a long while is a bar so low you'd need to dig to trip over it, but this genuinely is a pretty good time, occasional jankiness aside. -TV's

I will never stop loving this dumb game. Kill zombies, gain levels, unlock perks, maximize score. It's junk food, and it's delicious. Hey hey play Nation Red every day. -TV's

An enjoyable, briskly paced top-down co-op shooter with an interesting but convoluted story that can be easily ignored in favor of punching/shooting many, many robots. -TV's