"Let's beat the Americans to space!" - Stalin upon entering the atmosphere of the space race.

"WHO COULD OF MADE SUCH A THING?!?!?" - Stalin once he found this game.

"Well someone has to fix it!" - Stalin while trying to "fix" his lada.

"HOW DO I FUNCTION ONE OF THESE?!?!" - Stalin when he got his first gun for Christmas 1936

"I think the moon could make some money. Lets make some experimental tech and give it to the capitalist scums for more than what its worth!" - Stalin thinking he was scientist when he had much vodka.

"Lets take over an entire island! Whats that? Why? Because I have a cabbage farm to make and my country is small!" - Stalin when he started to run out of money and had no land for cabbage farms.

"The USA have challenged us to a space race? Then lets hijack whatever they have made while in orbit!" - Stalin once he got the word the USA were inviting him to a space race.

"Woof!" - Stalin when he mixed cocain with his vodka thinking it was what mints were made of.

"Im off to walk onto a private railway, hijack a train and jump off it just as the brake fluid is all gone." - Stalin while trying to think of fun things to do.

"The most amazing guy is a beef man with a mini gun and a Ushanka." - Stalin while complementing his bodyguard.