The Word of God, and nothing less! It goes without saying, but this is indeed a game worthy of our LORD and Savior Jesus Christ!

A HORRIBLE GAME!!! In this title, you are expected to befriend SATANIC DEMONS FROM THE UNDERWORLD. Well, I think not! I DEMAND THIS GAME BE PURGED FROM THE HOLY STEAM STORE!!!

This game makes no sense. For some reason, I'm supposed to HATE the Good Christians who seek only to spread the GOOD WORD OF GOD! LIARS AND HYPOCRITES ARE THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS GAME!!!

Why must these men inflict violence against these poor sinners? I say, they ought to preach words of the LORD, instead of engaging in all this fruitless killing!

In this game, you play as a Spanish (and CATHOLIC!!!) conquistador who aims to spread the word of the LORD to the New World! It goes without saying. Of COURSE I recommend this game, for it is HOLY!

A brilliant satire on the theory of Evolution, truly putting to show just how zany of a theory it is. As this game proudly promotes Creationism (and thus God), I simply MUST recommend it!

THE ONLY "HOUSE" I WANT TO BE IN IS THE HOUSE OF GOD!!! HOLY MEN, SHIRK FROM THIS GAME WHICH SO PROMOTES UNHOLINESS, LOOK, I SAY, TO GOD!!!

DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!!! DEATH TO ALL WHO PLAY THIS UNHOLY GAME! IT IS WORTHY NOT OF GOD'S GRACE!

Drop In? Why don't you "Drop In" to a church? We're all sinners, so why not repent?

Decent game, though would VASTLY prefer a PRIEST Simulator!