I was told that my army of inbred Chris Chan Cats "wasn't cool", or "was in poor taste", but the bellowing meows of my kitty cats have anti-female properties that I intend to preserve. V-Card Secured.

I am a fly, a humble fly. I am a knight, an honourable knight. Why must I be punished for biology not of my choosing. I am a FlyKnight, and yet no women can look past the fly... V-Card Secured

I scream in a fit of rage! The savage beastfly has managed to best me once again... Passerbys in the internet-cafe look at me as though I am crazy. Women don't like crazy people. V-Card Secured.

Cast aside romantic aspirations! You are a jedi, and with that comes the responsibilty to the galaxy. There is no time for matters of the opposite sex for a Jedi Survivor. V-Card Secured.

The path of a Jedi restricts romantic and physical relations. The way is lonesome, and thus we are restricted. V-card Secured.

As close to a real relationship as we will ever get... No wonder its a horror game. Playing this game will provide brief solace, followed by an immense fear of women. V-Card Secured.

An enthralling game that will have you too comfy and cozy to ever want to leave the house. Will never feel the need to talk to real women, as cat-girl supremacy reigns leagues above. V-Card Secured.

Like Jesus on the cross, Catholic guilt is in full display in this highly anticipated sequel. Not as good as the first installment, but the compelling message remains. V-Card Secured.

The themes of Catholic guilt are pervasive, heavily influencing ones daily life. To indulge in lust is a sin, to give into weakness is damnation. Compells you to wait until marriage. V-Card Secured.

The second instalment to the "Miss Neko" series was a mixed bag for me. The art/animations are top tier, but the gameplay is a serious downgrade from the first. For the art alone, V-Card Secured.