“Lilly is best girl.”

“Lead the revolution against Soviet Scotland's domination of America. And whatever you do, DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON.”

“By the laws of Glitch City, I can use this legally acquired loli sexbot in any way that I so desire.”

“Three bugs on a quest for a stick. While it might seem like a Paper Mario clone, it exceeds its inspiration in many ways to become something great.”

“God backwards is dog.”

“Despite the name, this game was forged by the gods to be the ultimate experience. No triple A studio can even come close to matching this masterpiece. 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/10”

“Grand Theft Auto for adults.”

“Sanities roasting on an open fire, old ones nipping at your soul.”

“We've both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?”