Get the game, play it alone, try to be friendzoned (as always), success. 7/10 Pizzas

Get it on sale (Or full price like me), start the game, enjoy the music, get the references, get the OTHER references if homestuck fan, sell soul to hussie, end the ACT 1, success. 8.5/10 Pizzas.

Play the game, land on the hot spot, die, play again, learn how to survive, success. 8/10 Pizzas

Get it on sale (Or free), pick orochi, storm rush, success. 8/10 Pizzas

Play the game, enjoy it, make a badass shelter, success. 8/10 Pizzas

Get it on sale, play the game, die at winter, learn how to survive the winter, die at summer, learn how to survive a lot longer, success. 9/10 Pizzas.

Play the game, die a lot, learn the "Mechanics", kick some booty, success. 7/10 Pizzas.

Ask friends to play this, play the game, get betrayed a lot, angry a lot, friendship broken, success. 8/10 Pizzas

Get it on sale (Or full price like me), start playin, die a lot, ask help a friend, success. 10/10 Pizzas

Get it on sale, play a lot, get nice skins, sell nice skins, buy games with the money, success. 8/10 Pizzas