I wish I had a Phonewave machine so I could D-mail my past self and kick that John Kennedy's ass in the elections. Then maybe I can get me a cute wife like Mayuri too 8/10. Seal approved

This game inspired me to get a cool hat, as you can see it's the one portrayed in my PP. One of the best platformers I've played in years, the whitehouse bought 40 copies 9/10. Seal approved

Childish Gambino you are correct, this IS America. They took the first game and added to it the only American way possible. The battle system is now interesting and challenging 8/10. Seal Approved

Now this is America, South Park might not have the most interesting battle system, but by god does it have an interesting world. Very laughable game, only downfall: there is no me 5/10. Seal Approved.

Incredible platforming, bullet hell game. You want a challenge? play this game on hard mode and get ready to have your bunny ass kicked. Not me though, am preseident 7/10. Seal Approved

I'm too addicted to these children dying, WTF spike chinsoft. I know the rule, don't get attached. BUT I JUST DO! and then I get sad, why do I do this? because I'm preseident 9/10. Seal Approved

Who knew you could kill more children and make it even more entertaining, as preseident I don't condone violence, but as a gamer. ♥♥♥♥ yes 8/10. Seal Approved

I never knew I wanted a game about school children murdering each other, but life has ways of showing me the right way. The style, mystery and story makes this preseident happy. 6/10. Seal Approved

After a long day of preseidency, sometimes you just want to chill with friends and I'm a huge golfer (as you all know) this game was perfect. Cannot wait for user created levels 8/10. Seal approved

This used to be a great game, until it came out of early access. I was wearing rose tinted glasses, it's really not that great. I moved on, found fortnite, a better lover. 3/10. Seal not approved