“Bought this wild hunt game expecting something else, but I like this Geralt guy. Doesn't talk too much, doesn't care too much, good taste in women. Approved.”

“No one got in. No one. Approved.”

“A game depicting the truest way of hunting. A bow and one arrow. If your pray kills you, it keeps everything you own. Just like one's will should be. Approved.”

“When I have a tough time slaughtering my pig, I play this game and remember it could be worse: it could try to slaughter me. Approved.”

“Break skulls and drive an armored muscle car. Add some whiskey and woodworking, and you've got my definition of fun. Approved.”

“You had me at Dark Souls. Approved.”

“It might not be as good as the original, at least it's not lying about itself, like skimmed milk is lying about being water. Approved.”

“Do I really need to explain myself? Approved.”

“Jump from a plane, grab a gun, kill everyone, get money. You can do it in Russia, the middle-east, and soon in south-east Asia. There has never been a more American-spirited game. Approved.”