This is what happens when ya don't use your blinker like a buncha savages.

NEVER GO AGAINST THE CHURCH! You keep sinnin' like thats and I gotta wash your mouth out with bullets. On the behalf ah dah Baby Jesus.... capiche'?

Hard boiled detectin of crimes like murder an' mayhems in the future--just no flyin' cars--told in storybook like fashions. A dark distrubin game made for the likes of me.... a law abetting citizens.

The game aint like nothins you never played before, exceptin' maybe solitares I suppose.

This here game is very bright and filled with all sorta queer colors and such.

A times management game based on our term for when ya gotta move double time quicks in da summer heat before the trunk starts stinkin' up somethin fierce

They still gots it all wrong. Mickey Cohen was the big man thems days, VICE was workin fir 'EM! Hollywood woulda put Cole on the back-lot day one, if ya knows what I mean.

Sure pally, I got 8 bits for ya pidgeons. An' another one in da chamber for all ah youse STOOL PIDGEONS outs there!

Lemme tell yous the secret of Wars: Strategy! Now this were back in the day when Wars weres all boats instead'a buttons, but this here game still develops your strategies skill very, very pacifically.

Always stare back! Toughest bastard I ever knews even stared downs the Sun once! He looked at that pansy star so long the damn thing Eclipsed! We called em Sonny afters. Good ole Sonny da Blind.