Every Gamer Worth His Wiimote Knows About Doom. So Let Me Ask You, Reader: If You Are A Powerful Gamer Wouldnt You Have Already Played It? If Not, Well This Isnt A Group For You. STRONG METER: 160

This Is A Frightening Portrayal Of The Future That You Can Not Avoid. Instead Of Powerful, And Intimidating Gamers Like us, You Have To Contend With Weak Homosensuals. STRONG METER: 80

You Must Be Pulling My Leg. You Stare At The World For Seventeen Minutes. You Soon Realize Its Not A Menu, But The Game. I Click All These Buttons But None Of Them Shoot or Punch. STRONG METER: 0.13

The Mafia ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Rules, So What Could Be Better Than 2 Mafias? This Game Has Both. Hardcore Powerful Gamers Will Love Filling Up At The Gas Station. STRONG METER: 27

This Game Seems To Be Suited To Powerful Gamers Such As Us, But On Closer Inspection, It Is Too Easy. The Gamer Elite Only Play Hard Games. This Sucks. STRONG METER: 0

This Game Is Only For Strong Gamers If You Play As The Heavy Or Soldier. The Other Classes Are Too Weak. But There Are Seven Other Ones, So This Game Loses Some Points. STRONG METER: 4.5

I Am Sorry To Say That This Is For Gay Gamers, Not Powerful Gamers. STRONG METER: -5

All Of The Most Powerful Gamers Enjoy When Others Acknowledge Their Strength. This Game Lets People Witness You, And Your Ability To Draw Lines Better Than The Weak. STRONG METER: 65

This Is An RPG Game Where You Are Punished For Defeating Evil Enemies. This Could Only Be A Game For The Wimpiest, Weakest Gamers Among Us. Play A Game Where You Can Beat Up People. STRONG METER: 2

This Game May Appear To Be For Strong Gamers At First Glance, But Do Not Be Fooled. There Are 700,000 Gamers Playing This Game Right Now. There Is No Way They Are All Strong. STRONG METER: 3