C Rank Boobz/C Rank Worth It - Like watching a 90's era hentai it doesn't hold up particularly well but you can arrest people for crimes they didn't commit. Just like a real police officer.

F Rank Boobz/B Rank Worth It - Maybe it's not be the best way to play the greatest of the Build Engine holy trinity, but if you don't want to tinker with open source ports then it's worth the dosh.

B Rank Boobz/C Rank Worth It - My least favorite of the entire Yakuza series (yes I own Dead Souls), but the low point of a series this good is still better than most other games.

D Rank Boobz/C Rank Worth It - It has a PS3 charm that I enjoyed for a while. Like finally going on a date with that girl you had a crush on in high school only to have her take a dump on your floor.

A Rank Boobz/B Rank Worth It - Like a woman with nice boobz but weird politics I didn't vibe with Stellar Blade as much as thought I would, but it's still worth every penny.

A Rank Boobz/B Rank Worth It - Like the links in the bio of a post 2022 ASMR artist Ruined Nurse knows what it's doing and what you're really there to see. A good tongue and cheek RE clone.

C Rank Boobz/B Rank Worth It - Looking for a fun, beginner level entry point to bullet hell?Look no further. Practice to 1CC then you'll have mastered the needed basics to move on to big leagues.

C Rank Boobz/A Rank Worth It - Like a short stack goblin on discount this game is just the right size and price of a few evenings of fun.

C Rank Boobz/S Rank Worth It - Unironically my favorite game of 2024. Like boobz at Mardi Gras unleash your inner fashionista.

F Rank Boobz/S Rank Worth It - Like the boobs of a cousin you haven't seen in years this game is hard to put down if you're into that sort of thing.