StC: ♥♥♥♥ you.

StC: No crates. A perfect score!

StC: $0.99. Game about crates that doubles as a dead joke you pay real green dollars for. (feat. 1% discount for a weekend to have people see a trash meme game)

StC: -2 seconds (adjusted). Three boxes on the title screen alone.

StC: Too variable: Rebirth. Same case as the original game.

StC: Too variable. Can take anywhere from <5 seconds to over a minute to find a crate. The final stage, however, is a crate. Terrible way to end.

StC: Anywhere from <5 seconds to <30 seconds. Piñatas with items spawn in depending on spawn rate.

StC: Absolute zero. Main character is a box. Shameful.

StC: Three hundred venuzillion seconds. Best game on Steam.

StC: Too variable. Crates can either never show up or show up as soon as a run begins.