Ignored

Strong bias towards fast pacing, interesting aesthetics and complex mechanics. Mostly niche products. I don't review games unless I've 100%'d them.

Recommended June 27
"Hyper-experimental arcade game where you nab and eject people for petty cash, and that's all you waaaaant. All you waaaahaaant. YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH"
Not Recommended June 23
"A dialogue driven walking simulator, where the dialogue is clumsy, dry, dawdling and meandors into the most unsatisfying finish since PeeWee Herman's Career."
Informational June 23
"An amateur free little hack and slash that doesn't overstay it's welcome but still shows its experience on its sleeve. It runs badly. Very badly. I still liked it but beware. "
Recommended June 23
"A simple teaser for the larger game, this gleefully bone-snapping murderfest is both user-friendly and appreciably threatening. Featuring the most toxic painkillers since the OG got sequels."
Recommended June 23
"Kratos dons some shoe polish and a attitude that isn't despicable in this fairly fun romp through the aftermath of Indiana Jones. Combat is one-note but throws its weight where it counts."
Recommended June 23
"Your Bunker Lunks lack Bunker Funk, as a Bunker Monk show them to shoot up some Bunker Cun- You know, it's okay. Shotguns and shields for days to squeeze a fun playstyle out of it."
Recommended June 23
"Some of the best dialogue featured in a videogame this side of Max Payne, rub shoulders with the immortal and narcissistic in a dialogue driven aRPG with a bullet-ridden endgame."
Informational June 23
"The weak bionicles should fear the strong. Look this is a really tepid recommendation, it's a game that's really of interest to people dedicated to playing every last hack and slash there is."
Recommended June 23
"Your body pillow is no longer enough. Slaughter those that would threaten the sacred otaku way of life through some pretty okay and endgame cheesy combat. Ruined all my footage too."
Recommended June 23
"A cult classic, featuring cults and classics. Like an upturned chess set, fight your way through this tabletop and contest those dicerolls the way Gary Gygax intended: with fists."
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