This is legitimately one of the greatest games of all time.

Story is overrated, anyway. So is interesting gameplay. And polish.

I thought this was Alien: Isolation.

Tank controls are excellent and co-op QTEs are fun.

It's twice as long as Resident Evil 5, so you know it has to be good.

You can play as Bob.

Every update, I have to spend 10 hours making sure the crashes aren't my fault. It's cool.