People say this game is the monster of its time, and while I agree, it can get me tense, nothing scares me more than the fact that its does not feature and collectible Parcheesi animatronics or toys.

The only secret they don't want you to find out in this game is how much Parcheesi it lacks. Quite literally 0.001% of the game is Parcheesi based. Monkey island was where Parcheesi was created.

Isaiah 12:9, "you may be able to touch my dignity, but you cannot touch my faith and also my collectable Parcheesi board game." No Parcheesi item, however. What kind of bible are they reading?

People say that Lord of the Rings hardly references Parcheesi, but I can name at least 17 different scenes where it references it more than twice. Warner Bros did a mockery of Parcheesi this time.

World War II was the all time peak for Parcheesi players, however the game features zero Parcheesi consumables, weapons or equipment. It seems like Treyarch deliberately doesn't add Parcheesi.

For a game priding itself in historical accuracy, I must say that, while the multiplayer is top-notch, the story is lacking, featuring quite literally 0 Parcheesi-related characters. Disappointing.

It's been at least 30 years since this game has been released and yet still, no one has created a Parcheesi mod or gamemode. That signifies the game is practically dead. Be warry, Parcheesers!

No Parcheesi background. Thorougly disappointed. Can't say I've ever seen a wallpaper engine without Parcheesi backgrounds. Hopefully they will add it in the future.

The name is entirely misleading. Assuming Infinite means infinite opportunities, I was entirely disappointed when I found out this game did not feature Parcheesi, unlike the previous Bioshocks.

The only thing that killed this game was not featuring a playable Parcheesi mode, featuring me, ParcheesiLover43 and my gang of elves and rapscallions who haunt the streets of Rome.