I'd have more fun playing this than Sonic on Game Gear when I was a kid at the dentist's. An ideal type of Game Boy game: Quick and challenging arcade chaos. Beat junk food, get the teeth! Size: 36MB

Point and Click Diablo. You become possessed by a demon to stop demons from ruining the world. It's more turn-based, but I do like the dark fantasy vibes. Think Darkest Dungeon. Size: 647MB

Step aside, Mavis Beacon! We got another action typing game to put you into irrelevancy even further! There aren't zombies, but this is more like an NES RPG with spells! OOOH! Size: 121MB

This is a clone of a game that goes by Qix or JezzBall. I can't believe this game got me so hooked with glitchy arcade aesthetics, different characters and wacky powerups. Dang... Size: 278MB

First person rogue. I don't mean roguelike, This goes pretty close to rogue itself. OG dungeon crawling in 3 dimensions. What more could you ask? Size: 443MB

*5*A free open world parkour game? Holy crap, it exists! You gotta be a pro shmoover to get medals, but just play zen mode and fly around in your own time! Screw scores and times! *Size: 2.85GB*

If you liked QWOP, you're gonna have a blast with this one! How do you have a blast with games like that? It perplexes me to this day... Hmm... Size: 113MB

Man, I don't know what's with me and that shareware game aesthetic. I really like the surreal feel. Is the game easy? Debatable, but Pacman has a gun! He's tired of all of the eating. Size: 47MB

Hell yea. Save the doggo kingdom? realm? place in this cute, retro 3D dungeon crawler. With a little bit of open-endedness, you could out-maneuver the puzzles here. Or not. Up to you. Size: 407MB

*5*Elden Ring this ain't, but it itches that itch through mindless violence with some lore sprinkled in. I'm down for that. **WARNING! SIZE: 6.11GB!!**