This REALLY does numbers like it's Peggle circa 1996. Size: 207MB

This reminds me of a 2000s game some kid made in about a couple of weeks. It has that Roblox vibe to it. I can only imagine how much wacky violence can happen in these fields. Size: 300MB

Now you too can be a wizard shooting fireballs and magic missiles with the power of your voice! What silly, whimsical combat will you encounter? Size: 764MB

Defend your secret watering hole from random bozos with the only way you know: with arrows! The 90s shareware feeling sure is prominent here. I just keep whiffing them... Size: 327MB

A compilation of obscure Beat 'em ups from the Genesis and SNES. Save for one game, I've never heard of most of these. Streets Of Rage they ain't, but they're pretty good. Size: 781MB

*5*A dedicated surf and bunnyhop game! You don't have to deal with Counter-Strike if you don't want to. Maps are somewhat limited in F2P, but there are iconic ones like kitsune. *Size: 2.72GB*

Lost monochrome tactical space battle game. Annihilate the heathens. Don't do what I did and rush all of your ships and attack blindly. Choose your fleet wisely. Size: 123MB

This game kicks Candy Crush's booty six ways to Sunday. The OG match 3. All other imitators are almost not worth it, Why have I never bought this game before? Size: 93MB

A punk rock band made a game as a tie in to their EP. You just shoot middle fingers. Can't get any more punk and hacky than that. My ears only slightly bled from the music! Size: 68MB

These fantasy console games are sick. You got a whole 8-bit dungeon crawling twin stick in under 10MB! Bosses and powerups included. If Gungeon or Isaac is too big for you, here you go! Size: 3.34MB