If Jesus were saved, he wouldn't have saved all of us. Ever thought about that, stupid game nerds? Think twice before you do something so idiotic.

Teddy Roosevelt? Really? Call me when the greatest country ever gets the leader that it needs. W.H. Harrison did way more in one month than any others in history :(

Barack "Big ♥♥♥♥♥ Boi" Obama's administration didn't want this game to be created because it would hurt the snowflakes' feelings. Good thing DT came around to let this terrible game run wild and free.

Has the 3 D's. Dinosaurs, drowning, and depression. I've been looking for a game that incorporates these 3 things together. This is not that game. :(

I've always wanted to build one of those giant dominoe creations, but I never had the time, money, or skill to do that. Finally, I can do it with my best friends who will help me make my masterpiece.

Can the creators please add in a Feudal China mod so that this game is a bit more culturally sensitive? Good game, you can finally play Minecraft and rule over people without having a Youtube Channel

Elves are too tall, I will play this when the creators decide to make the elves shorter. I will not play as or around these freaks. 3/10 because the elves are too tall. :(

Why do I have to play for so long to get the nukes? Can't I just start off with nukes? America started with nukes. That would be way more fun.

Just a rip-off of the Simpsons. They didn't even change the characters' names. You can literally play as Bart Simpson. It's like they didn't even try and just tossed it out to make a quick buck.

Never had anyone threaten to 1v1 me and destroy my entire career before this, unless you count that foolish attack from LeBron. Ninna would have never won and everyone knows it. >:(