"This is an electronic visual novel about Chinese rural subjects." Highly educational, if I was a lecturer I would use it in class. Also has boob touching. 10/10

I started a club once. It was called The Phil Club! Everyone joined and bought lots of merchandise with my face on it!

"Because of a crazy mix-up by your parents, you are due to attend an all-girls school". The developers stole their premise from a dream I had! (>_<) VERY BAD FORM! 0/10

Too many panties. Not enough female celebrities. It would be better if one of the girls was in a Superhero TV show and you could pay to have your photo taken with her.

The Waifu said I had to include this one :(

Promises an "Epic 10 Hour Adventure". I only lasted two minutes. Not recommended :(

Better than Mass Effect Andromeda... Mass Effect had nice helmets, but this made my helmet feel nice