“Be a snakey and please chog.”

“EXPAND YOUR NAVY AND BE ALMIGHTY RULER OF THE SEAS. DO IT FOR CHOG.”

“There isn't much water in space, so to please chog you must play as a devouring swarm with an ocean homeworld.”

“A neptune's shell and breathing in crimson water is all you need to please chog in this game.”

“Make a boat, stay in it for life. This will please Chog.”

“MURDER ALL IN YOUR PATH JUST AS CHOG WILLS!”

“It has "OCTO" in the name, so Chog likes it.”

“Chog likes this because it's fun to kill lots of people, and you can join secret evil cults! To please Chog, you must: 1) Build a very strong navy 2) Join a Satanic cult 3) Sacrifice everyone”

“HAIL CHOOOOOOOOOOOOG! Oh, and Chog reccomends this game, but advises the developers to: 1) Add aquatic dinosaury things 2) Worship Chog”

“Now for a word from our sponsor: CHOGGGGGGGGGGGGG”

“The late captain Leviatha approved of this, so, in her memory, Chog reccomends it.”

“It has "OCTO" in the name, so Chog likes it.”

“MURDER ALL IN YOUR PATH JUST AS CHOG WILLS!”

“HAIL CHOOOOOOOOOOOOG! Oh, and Chog reccomends this game, but advises the developers to: 1) Add aquatic dinosaury things 2) Worship Chog”

“A sweet little bud of a game that will one day come out of early access and..... EXPLODE WITH BLOOD AND DEATH AND HEXAGONS AND MORE DEATH AND BLOOD-SOAKED HEXAGONAL BRILLIANCE. Plus Chog is in it.”

“Does Chog think it's good? Chog just can't decide. Or can it? Does Chog think it's worth the money? Probably-maybe-yes-no? Chog has decided.”

“Make a boat, stay in it for life. This will please Chog.”

“Well, if you like becoming a monster and repeatedly trying to kill your friends/enemies/siblings/hostages with your magical powers then run on over to Crawl, although the gods may disagree...”

“TAKE BACK THE EARTH IN CHOG'S NAME.”