« The only game where Steven Universe can get killed by John Cena. »

« The Dark Souls of game controllers. »

« The zombies mode was dope. »

« I got this new plot for Dark Souls. Basically there's this vampire girl except she's got huge boobs. I mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. Packin some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonk- »

« Denuvo got glory killed. »

« Idk some dummy: "NO! You can't shoot innocent people in a video games!" Epicest gamers who read these reviews: "Haha, machine gun go brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr." »

« Go to horny jail. »

« Dark Souls with guns. »