“my wood ( peener ) is rotting”

“i love math so much this game made me love skool isnteadf of hating it cus now i know that 2 + 2 = 4 and;....... but now i know thankk u math fun - Jimmy, 2022 ( 7th grader )”

“Dude! This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so Poggers! I came just at the sight of this game and dear lord I came so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much. I hope my teacher can clean it up later, she's a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥!”

“ here at the skool we will play this. before every class all the students say "Let's School!" and excitedly pick up their pencils to learn. there's a body in a dumpster at 23.95481, 106.81754”

“Oh Geez! This is a Marvel game! Haha dude I Love Marvel SO Much and Spiderman. I am such a MCU fan LMAO!”

“it should be named ♥♥♥”

“hoooly ♥♥♥♥ thisss gamme is sooo good the sex scenes are really fun”

“iRacism. the reason i said that is because i hate other races”

“pirate where u can rape people and take their booty and stuff”

“uin this game you get to do the oooh ooh ahh ahh ( which is the noise u make wen u sex ) other people”