laggy camera that jumps all over the place for no apparent reason, inputs locking themselves if you dare pressing more than two keys at a time - wanted to throw my mouse before finishing the tutorial

it's like devil daggers but without the atmosphere, careful balance or any skill required. around 10 minutes of gameplay, waste of time and money. just get devil daggers instead.

one of my favorite games of all time, and well, there's nothing i can say that hasn't already been said about it. go play it if you haven't.

if portal 2 was too difficult for you, well you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥. fun story; if only i didn't have to glitch through half of it because im too dumb for this ♥♥♥♥

according to my roommate it's "unplayable" because "you can't see ♥♥♥♥" which is honestly pretty sick and the best recommendation i have ever heard

when game developers have a cool gameplay concept but no idea how to make a story around it. forced and edgy pretentious plot but at least the gameplay is fun... if you can handle the cringe

a slightly pretentious and over the top version of an iq test. good for proving yourself that your brain is still somewhat functioning, but there's not much to it afterwards... at least it's free

one of my favorite games of all time that i wish i could forget and begin anew. a game so detailed and thought through it feels nearly self-aware, predicting your choices and thoughts

basically a simplistic 2D version of Devil Daggers. perfect introduction to games that require an at least half-working brain, even though it might get damaged by listening to same 6 songs for hours

perfect for downtimes such as overwatch queues and listening to parents fighting, or even wasting entire days. one reasonably difficult achievement and several grindy ones, but not impossible to 100%