« Just buy the game and ping KenadianH on Discord. I'll play with you. Dokkaebi is waifu. »

« There are girls in this game. There are also slimes in this game. These two like one another. Get extra tissue paper. Best girl: Hikari »

« You're a female soldier with good looking boobs, so that's 50 free points for the game. The "plot" (especially with the "patch") adds another 50 points. Would recommend with tissues. Best girl: Raelin »

« I went to the Workshop and downloaded a bunch of anime-related mods so I can become an ISIS otaku. Your M16 can turn into a low-tiered waifu that moans when you reload. What a time to be alive. »

« Glorious Leader has bestowed us with some glorious North Korean memes and tiddies. Every night before I sleep, I fap to Jeong's watermelons and a portrait of the Eternal Leader. 10/10 arigatou KJU. »