No russian = Terrorists win

The best love story since Titanic.

Lord Tachanka. A.K.A: Lord Tachanky Kang of Mother Russia.

A bunch of penises anally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eachother. What more could you ask for?

Why?

10/10. I played Dark RP and within 10 seconds of joining. I got stabbed by a screeching little boy and got solicited to by an asian prostitute named bung bung.

A good game, but has many flaws. 6/10 bc valve doesn't give 2 ♥♥♥♥♥ about the game. They only care about cases and the ranking system is just ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Don't get me started on the ranking

Pretty good. I give it 8/10 Flexasaurus's. Would be a 10 but there's a huge problem. Way too much DLC. There's like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 40 of them.