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Suspicious games will be inspected by us, the agents of the Under Eye, so that we can assess their threat level and give them an accurate NOPAN classification.

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NOPAN 1

It's porn. And a bad one at that. The meager gameplay elements are just an excuse to say it's a game and steal your money.

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NOPAN 2

It's pr0n. It's not so much of a rip-off as level 1 and you might even find good games but the main appeal is still the Lood the Wet and the Slimy. Most eroge will be here.

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NOPAN 3

It's not safe, but it's censored correctly. Bazoongas games of varying quality can be found here. May also contain panties in addition/instead of mammaries.

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NOPAN 4

It's ecchi. The main difference between level 3 and 4 is whether or not it's a bazoongas game or a game with bazoongas.

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NOPAN 5

It's safe. It might not be the safest at a glance and the package might make you doubt this statement but it's safe. You might need to explain this if there's a witness though.

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Informational June 23, 2019
NOPAN 2 : Another OneOne1 RPG Maker game. Quite weaker plot-wise than Meritocracy, it doesn't bring anything new on the table but the translation is good.
Informational September 14, 2018
NOPAN 2 : I was actually surprised at the quality of what seemed at first glance yet another random RPG Maker H game. Good translation, good graphics and voiced.
Recommended August 4, 2018
PETERPAN : If your kid is a real techie, you can show her/him this one but otherwise skip it because even adults have troubles landing on the Mun. Even going into orbit can pose a challenge.
Recommended August 4, 2018
PETERPAN : Because I believe kindness and understanding can save the world, I highly recommend this one. Tell your kid that even in a game, violence isn't the only way forward.
Recommended August 4, 2018
PETERPAN : Don't let the graphics stop you from playing this little gem. Despite being a parody of old RPG it's full of content and great gameplay moments.
Recommended August 4, 2018
PETERPAN : It requires inventivity and in also helps with orthography. I won't deny you can sometimes brute-force your way through by using the same words repeatedly but it's a very enjoyable game.
Informational August 4, 2018
FRYPAN : A lot of shaking and jiggling is involved in this rythm game and the TAC couldn't reach a consensus wether or not it was NOPAN 3 or 4 thus we made a compromise and gave it its own level.
Informational August 4, 2018
SHIMAPAN : We couldn't get a clear report on the situation hence the odd but strangely accurate classification. Last we heard of her our agent was chasing some kuma panties thus we sent an evac team.
Informational August 4, 2018
NOPAN 5 : Our on-site agent went blind while experiencing this game but not before reporting that "the dangly parts are properly packaged in their respective underwear" so we deemed it safe enough.
Informational December 26, 2017
NOPAN 5 : The clothes, or rather the lack thereof, might not seem 100% safe but it's still okay, you can let your children play this. Probably. It's safer than advertisements on TV anyway.
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