How do you take a game that is the butt of office productivity jokes and turn it into an epic roguelike experience with a sweeping cinematic soundtrack? I'm positively mystified at this achievement.

Sick of the bills and need a game to play while you watch YouTube? Because you can make $100,000 (game money) hourly with this new system I found, all while sitting at your computer at home!!11!one1!

Game is a quite quick and moderately-to-mostly eargasmic puzzle experience the likes of which could make for many a quality film or game audio stinger. It's Fruity Loops Studio: The Game.

An absolute unit of a successor to Super Metroid in every way, improving on all the stuff you loved from that game: intense boss fights, intriguing environments, the urge to go deeper, and sexy bugs.

This might be the most horrifying and awful thing I've ever "played." It would make a good Twitch lets-play.

Computer-based card games are a horrible blight on humanity. That opening line is a horrible misconstruction of what this quite perfect game is made of, however, so forgive me.

This has so many things I've been wanting in a band management game, but seriously, look at a map. It's free, online! BUT, the devs are constantly updating. Narrator voice: They stopped.

Engaging clicker gameplay in the viens of a carnival-type shooter. Held my attention until about level 2000 when growth suddenly became extremely slow. Good until then, I suppose.

The ultimate incarnation of theme park simulators, with the ability to create your heart's desires! Hopefully, computers of the future will be able to handle more of its content without melting.

There's actually a cute and charming game hidden under the apparent lack of beta testing, but I couldn't find it after the overexcited cinematic camera left me with severe motion sickness.