Just click. How hard could it be? Ten hours later I'm still finding out.

When they say it's a small game, they mean it. Beatable in around 30 minutes, be sure you know what you're buying. Slick style and a low price almost justify a recommendation - to the right person.

Gimmicky multiplayer and occasional crashes aside, DOOM Eternal improves greatly upon the previous title. Play on Nightmare, learn the gameplay loop and enjoy smashing through spectacular fights.

Start by picking the correct diagnoses from the stars as Simon Forman, the dubious Elizabethan 'doctor.' End with a web of deceit linking all your patients. Brilliant British humour.