jesus christ EA released something good for the first time in like 10 years

Can I get a side of terrible level design, a sprinkle of aimlock AI, and a kino portion of aesthetics? This game is kinda jank and bad, but it sates the taste for 2000's boomer shooter area of gaming

Pyotr points, you shoot.

spooky action shootems with a side of horror, the wendigo made me drop a mud monkey out my canal.

4k graphics that dunk on 1990s pixelmen while remaining faithful. it'll make you want to relive a time when things weren't so ♥♥♥♥.

Microtransactions because its a videogame in 2019 why the ♥♥♥♥ not. It's like if you took far cry 3/4's grind loop and made it worse somehow. Torrente and uninstalled after a few hours/10 Play Rage 1.

It's like injecting a woo flick straight into your eyeballs, fun gameplay that doesn't skimp on shredding the ♥♥♥♥ out of your enemies, slo-mo, and replays to toy around with. ♥♥♥♥'s good, get it.

Local pizza loving hobo, poetry nerd, and angry amputee go on the hunt for a demon who ate the last hamburger in town. Gameplay is really good except for V's segments, I managed to have a good bust.

God I wish that was me. Despite the somewhat morbid title this is actually a pretty nifty puzzle game where you need to die in your dreams to wake up the main character. Fun game minus the platforming

This is some good ♥♥♥♥. You'll laugh You'll cry You'll not want to do anything else but picture 2b's ass, my guy. Robocoochie aside, this was fun. theres philosophy too if you're a nerd and like that.