“Much like playing in Legos, I never knew how much I wanted & NEEDED to attach 17 trucks together and destroy the universe. There's also some surviving and exploration in there also or something.”

“Its like a porn studio bought the rights to a Conan the Barbarian Parody and forgot to buy any cameras”

“Didn't know I wanted a Space Bear overlord to rain irradiated bear blood on me in the morning. Also the healer uses his own frosting flesh to heal you. What more needs to be said? 10/10”

“Possibly the most immersive and fun survival sim that I have ever played. Always something amazing to explore, build, or try not to get eaten by. All in a Sci Fi world that feels real and believable!”

“The Slime Must Flow. They never stop smiling. Only plorts. Sweet, sweet, merciful plorts. Must gather more. All must be plorts.”

“Better gunplay than the previous games. Though the moral choices in the game are about as deep as a kiddie pool full of sand.”

“Its like the previous Doom games. But now you can add 3 additional lens flares for ever 100px of screen space. Also you can club demons with their own limbs. Which is neat.”